To tell ya the truth -
A couple hours ago I was taking 'ol Barky out for a "potty" spree. As I'm standing here trying my hardest to conceal the laughter welled up in me as she's giving me the awkward "I am trying really hard to be invisible as I poop" glance, my next door neighbor Jamal walks up to his door.
Now,
because my dog is an overly-defensive asshole, she thinks she must bark at everything that moves and/or approaches and/or breathes air anywhere near me or our dwelling.
I'm sure that if you do not have a dog companion, you might know of a certain Ex that has shared this trait.
That'll make a fine comparison.
Anyway.
As she's (not quite done) doin' her stuff. Not only does she let out a discombobulated series of high - low barks to assault my neighbor with, she's also beltin' it out in her half-poop-crouch-trying-to-not-fall-over-and-failing-miserably-stance.
It was a spectacle.
THE POINT > > >
Is that I can't find a better comparison as of yet to define the Simpleton Syndrome my dog obviously possesses, than the Simple Dog in the Hyperbole and a Half web comics.
Hyperbole and a Half
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/07/dog.html
Follow this chick's blog for endless hysterical comics related to dogs, sneaky hate spirals, spiders (another personal favorite for all you arachnophobes), and games you can play with a brick!
Endless fun for the whole family
(dim dogs included)
-karma
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