Cosmic Meal Time - Optical Edition

Directions: 

Preheat noggin' to 350 degrees with vigorous, repetitive whacks via monkey wrench or like object.

Microwave Directions:

Stare at below flier for 30 seconds. Then stare at a blank wall for about 1 minute, or until cool.

-and pls resist urge to be offended- 

readygetsetGO 

(If you don't see the Virgin Mary (Nicholas Cage edition) appear before your eyes, 

you're doin' it wrong...and I need to leave some negative feedback on Ebay)

 

Final step: 

^ be at the [ ] for this stellar show ^ 

February 7th !

Cosmic Sex Machine returns !

If not...well, how do I put this.

Contents may never actually "cool". 

Or sexy. 

(exasperated sigh)

getting to the point in > > > 

5, 4, 3, 2..

I f  b y  c h a n c e 

ya missed their first show at the House and your earholes are hungry,

This is your only hope to get Cosmic with the Sex Machine.

and that's how they getcha 

Sorry,

n o t r e a l l y

More to come later!! 

Seeya at the House tonight!

Tawdry Hepburns - Ultrahazard - The Yonics - Dana Destefano & Dollparts

 

-Karma