Let's Get Prom-faced !

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For all who were too punk to graduate high school

Dekalb (yet again) presents a ray of hope!

~ May 9th ~
Punk Rock Prom Night

Corn City
Planet Earth

[ The Space ]

Details:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1538200083120900/

Ruh Oh. 
WUH ~ WUH ~ WUH W8
YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE 
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I'm not really a pro at this or anything

But have studied the matter

from afar

and created a formula

for all of you sorry date-less losers

to remedy this situation

and reel in a date on Prom Night:

1. Locate appealing specimen AKA desired "date"
2. Find an object upon which to cast your love inquiries upon (i.e. will you go to prom with me?)
3. Formulate a clever -no-hands- way to stun said specimen into awe via outstanding and (at least somewhat) mildly humiliating means (chicks usually diggit)
4. Don't forget: Desperation is everything.
5. Breathing is secondary but can be helpful.
6. Hurl said love object into the general direction of targeted specimen as fast as possible.

Don't forget to be confident in your hurling technique - you want to drive your point home. 

 If you're beginning to feel insecure, fear not. Here are some trends I have noted that may help when attempting this pre-prom courtship ritual:

When choosing a token fitting for this plea :

It's probably a good idea if it's ...

* generally recognized as "cute" or "kawaii" * - small furry animals are good and hardly ever evil
* smelly (inagoodway) * - when in doubt, choose c. (The answer will always be Pizza)
* capable of drawing a lot of attraction and envy from others * - most effective when incorporated into your hurling technique. If you want to show them what a silly yet inventive, determined and risk-taking individual you are, play on your theatrical dim-wits and fake an exorcism - what better set-up to literally hurling your magical invitation to prom their way.

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Side Note: Might be best to drink their favorite color kool aid prior and perhaps avoid the small and furry selection.

though it may be best to stray from these:

it is just a little bit redundant
it is acid
it is an allergen
it may or may not have rabies

So uh yeah. Hopefully this'll help you score a date to the dance.

Message them on Facebook ! Kill 'em with creepiness ! 

If not you could also steal my other idea and draw something heartfelt and strange -  

(she-said-yes, BTW)

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I should also at some point mention that my phone is having a hard time uploading videos now..

So I hope you guys like Hit Clips 'cause I'll have a reel for ya in a few from a couple past shows I thought were taste-worthy. 

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couplethings..

H3R3'S SUM PIX 2 G3T U PUMP3D 4 PR0M 

also

S O r R y F o r Th E DE l A y  G u I Se 

But my kick ass cousin Anna's visiting from Tennessee for the next week ! ! ! ! 

Get at her : 

https://www.facebook.com/tyr.anna.saurus.rex?fref=ts

So hit us up if you wanna chill / ask her on a date (ladies only please) / get her digits / let her borrow your skateboard / show her cool stuff around here ! ! ! 

Thanks, dogs

-Karma