Wednesday, March 11, 2015

The House On Hella Good Hill - Must See If Ya Missed This ! March 7th Jackie Islands / PALMAS / Hamstrings / 12th / Tentacles Everywhere!

Sorry for the wacky, wobbly quality of videos this time guise. I drank Barbed Wire (HELLA GOOD DOUBLE SHOT ESPRESSO GITIT. It did it's job..and had the caffeine coursing through my veins when this show was goin on. 

Not to mention-it sucks, but these grooves got me movin' and my feet seldom take orders from my brain once the music starts. (They're also kinda connected to the resta me, unfortunately)

So pretty much -
 If you're havin' a hard time watching these I've thrown down a couple gif's to stare at to get your eyes goin' while yer ears are busy.
Bon Apetit 

BUT
BEFORE
YOU
DIG
IN:
Dear Brian. Aka : "sound guy"
^This one's for you^
* r e s p e c t *
anywayuhh..ok
OK

Jackie Islands !

It was the first time hearing this band and I was really stoked on the sounds that banged on my eardrums. There's no better band that coulda kick'd off this particular show - people were buzzin' over to the House like gnats...(like the really attractive and nice smelling kind, ya know?) These guys seemed really chill on top of it! Looking forward to a future interview with Jackie Islands so be sure to keep an eye and ear out for a future glimpse of these fellas!

I am super bummed out that I was not able to recover a video of these guys from the show they played at the House on this night - but that just means you're gonna have to take my word that it was ultra ultra. Here's a preview: 





More Info!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jackie-Islands/807000592676065
http://jackieislands.bandcamp.com/

12th 

These electro-space dudes were uh.. "ON FLEEK" if you will..!!
dontreallyknowwhatthefuckafleekisbutprobablylookslikeamogdancinginspace
(seebelow)
Even after one light-y tree almost ate dirt on stage, these fellas destroyed their set before it knew what hit it - arm-in-arm swayin' like a few psychedelic palm trees. If your soul's dyin' to dig into some feel good electronic waves get hip to their sounds and start movin' .. you're fix will be granted, pinky promise. Wonderful feelins fall together when smooth spacey vocals meets smashin' space jams.




Sounds like:



More Info!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/March-12th/200305229994181
http://12th.bandcamp.com/album/our-sub-conscious-inventions-ep


An ode to the 12th (Just wanted to apologize - Still kinda foggy on the status of the "March" in the previous flyer and previous post, but here's April March to further confuse you - mostly because this song's been stuck in my head since I exited the womb) 


ahem.

Hamstrings !

If you're  lookin' for a leg up on stage-presence .. grab yer thinkin' pad..Or tampon. And start jottin' notes. I frankly am a bit lost for words after seeing them play the house! ..great energy, intriguing echos and simply unstoppable beats that really tend to throw your ears' gang of blood hounds hot off their trail like a Wiley kinda coyote..if ya feel me. Here's some sights and sounds you're gonna be sad to miss in the future. If not then you've come to the wrong blog/planet/universe.





Sounds Like:


More Info!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hamstrings/1542370866002679


Tentacles Everywhere !

Close your eyes and count to..Octopus.
Don't hate me if you do not agree. But I feel like, If Yolandi Visser had a folk counterpart and a much poised, elfen songbird of a sister, at that...the female vocalist of Tentacles Everywhere would have her dead beat. I've felt on occasion that female singers possessing a higher-pitch / airy type of voice naturally face the struggle of sounding a bit monotonous or somewhat subdued ("drown out") by accompanying instrumentals. Not the case with Tentacles Everywhere! The duo compliment each other very well and the array of varying instruments keeps ya on your tippy toes. Also the male vocalist resembles the result of Johnny Depp and Johnny Cash gettin' thrown in a blender. But you didn't hear it from me. These tunes will treat ya right or I'm a rotten tomato.





Sounds Like:


More Info!
https://www.facebook.com/tentacleseverywhererockford

PALMAS !

Too young to drink. So grab yer ski gear and a beer and start cradle robbin'. These fellas melted faces faster than a quesadilla hittin' high heat. These dudes are mega talented and'll deliver ya tunes that'll  chill your nerves for real. Great energy and unity between members - Give 'em a listen 'cause your brain's kinda hungry and get 'em to play Dekalb summore. Also! Feel free to stalk 'em! (via link below)



Sounds Like:


More Info!
https://www.facebook.com/PalmasOfficial

QUESTIONS - COMMENTS - SUGGESTIONS - WORDS OF WISDOM AND OF COURSE DIM-WITTERY :

FEEL FREE, FOLKS - barkyramone@gmail.com




Later haters
-Karma

Saturday, March 7, 2015

For Cryin' Out Loud .. A Hoot If Ya Dig Hit Clips

Well guys. It's been a bitch and a half trying to figure out why my phone won't just deal with the simple task of uploading all these videos I've collected from a few past shows.. ButBUT

If what they say is true..
and you like hit-clips 
Then I may not be just the unluckiest rabbit's foot you never saw...


but probably am

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If my poetry page really put a couple tears in your beer - I'll scare the sad outta you with what my cousin Anna just threw at me...
if you're big into psychological thrills and sleeping with machetes under your pillow
you're probably a psycho ex of mine
but more importantly
You'll love this !
v v v 





indie show at le House Cafe ! 
7pm/5$ TONIGHT

Palmas / Hamstrings / Tentacles Everywhere / March 12th / Jackie Islands

S U P P O R T  L O C A L  M U S I C AND M E E T  M E  A N D  M Y  H O T  C O U S I N  H E R E  2 N I T E !

The Deet-ery:
https://www.facebook.com/events/668524543269660/



Owl see ya there !
-Karma and Anna

Friday, March 6, 2015

Let's Get Prom-faced !

. s o o n .

For all who were too punk to graduate high school
Dekalb (yet again) presents a ray of hope!


~ May 9th ~
Punk Rock Prom Night
Corn City
Planet Earth
[ The Space ]

Details:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1538200083120900/



Ruh Oh. 
WUH ~ WUH ~ WUH W8
YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE 
* * *

I'm not really a pro at this or anything

But have studied the matter
from afar
and created a formula

for all of you sorry date-less losers
to remedy this situation
and reel in a date on Prom Night:

1. Locate appealing specimen AKA desired "date"
2. Find an object upon which to cast your love inquiries upon (i.e. will you go to prom with me?)
3. Formulate a clever -no-hands- way to stun said specimen into awe via outstanding and (at least somewhat) mildly humiliating means (chicks usually diggit)
4. Don't forget: Desperation is everything.
5. Breathing is secondary but can be helpful.
6. Hurl said love object into the general direction of targeted specimen as fast as possible.
Don't forget to be confident in your hurling technique - you want to drive your point home. 

 If you're beginning to feel insecure, fear not. Here are some trends I have noted that may help when attempting this pre-prom courtship ritual:

When choosing a token fitting for this plea :
It's probably a good idea if it's ...
* generally recognized as "cute" or "kawaii" * - small furry animals are good and hardly ever evil
* smelly (inagoodway) * - when in doubt, choose c. (The answer will always be Pizza)
* capable of drawing a lot of attraction and envy from others * - most effective when incorporated into your hurling technique. If you want to show them what a silly yet inventive, determined and risk-taking individual you are, play on your theatrical dim-wits and fake an exorcism - what better set-up to literally hurling your magical invitation to prom their way.

* thoughtful *

Side Note: Might be best to drink their favorite color kool aid prior and perhaps avoid the small and furry selection.

though it may be best to stray from these:
it is just a little bit redundant
it is acid
it is an allergen
it may or may not have rabies

So uh yeah. Hopefully this'll help you score a date to the dance.

Message them on Facebook ! Kill 'em with creepiness ! 

If not you could also steal my other idea and draw something heartfelt and strange -  

(she-said-yes, BTW)

* * * * *
I should also at some point mention that my phone is having a hard time uploading videos now..
So I hope you guys like Hit Clips 'cause I'll have a reel for ya in a few from a couple past shows I thought were taste-worthy. 

* * * * *
couplethings..

H3R3'S SUM PIX 2 G3T U PUMP3D 4 PR0M 





also

S O r R y F o r Th E DE l A y  G u I Se 

But my kick ass cousin Anna's visiting from Tennessee for the next week ! ! ! ! 



Get at her : 
https://www.facebook.com/tyr.anna.saurus.rex?fref=ts

So hit us up if you wanna chill / ask her on a date (ladies only please) / get her digits / let her borrow your skateboard / show her cool stuff around here ! ! ! 


Thanks, dogs
-Karma

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

You're Unsettling

...if you don't check it 0UT
T O M O R R O W ! ! ! (okactuallymerehours)

~ March 5th ~

Dowsing - Free Throw - Warren Franklin And The Founding Fathers - The Howl - Roanoke

The House
7PM 7-10$
Warren Franklin And The Founding Fathers just put out some new tunes! As such..

   

And a video from The Howl!



More Info + Links to these guys!
https://www.facebook.com/events/1408306329464233/

If you've gotta few more in your gas tank and thought The Usuals set it off last time at The House - check this show out!

S A M E  D A Y ! ! !
v e r y 
       d e c i s i o n a r y  
ow why
s u c h t u r m o i l 
The Queers - Rapids - The Usuals - The Bungdoons 

Dutch West Inn 
21+
More Info!
https://www.facebook.com/events/832398996826503/

-peace an' blessin's-
-Karma

Dear Stud I Gotta Tell Ya Somethin'

The Morons released a 7" EP recently and are hittin' the road to tour the west coast soon, get ahold of a copy before they take off !


Barky doesn't buy much online but we immediately dug in once I saw this on Bandcamp..
N o  R e g e r t s
N o  R e g e r t s
N o  R e g e r t s 
 ..obviously, we dug just fine!

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ucan'ttellmewhat2do
idon'thavethatmanymoms
Sean will be selling paintings like this one a couple weeks 'til they tour - so another groovy way to show some love is to get some kick-ass, quality art from the same kinda band
  !!!!!
(More details on the Facebook below!)
More Morons:
https://www.facebook.com/WeAreTheMorons
http://themorons.bandcamp.com/

L0V3, these morons
 ~Sour Dreamz~
-Karma

Your Pillow Walks the Walk But Can It Talk the Talk

sorry mate
if ya can't beat 'em join 'em

Dead Drugs Pillow Talk 7" EP 
Available for pre-order at Manglor Records !

Git Some:
http://manglorrecords.storenvy.com/collections/146802-all-products/products/12321329-dead-drugs-pillow-talk-7-ep


I should add that if you missed the last space jam for Jason's birthday, you probably haven't heard - so feel free to check out and support the one-man-stellar-band below! Between Hasta Lumbago and Dirty Bird the roof was raised considerably.

Support!
https://www.facebook.com/deaddrugs
http://deaddrugs.bandcamp.com/

[ [ _-+*~Another up for pre-sale at Manglor~*+-_ ] ]
this guy 
right here!
2kawaii4u
The Jinxes 7" Misquitos 

Here they are openin' for The Mummies in Portland 2010 - Scope recent stuff - anduh..
yeah

Get down:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Jinxes/112302997318

Stick around!
-Karma

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Buffering...

I woke up today and landed on this miraculous discovery
it is no longer February.
andi'mstillnotdead
What's up. 
...Probably went something like this(jklol).



For a more of a thorough and meaningless update in (mostly) full color, feel free to kill some time delving into the core of my psyche via the endless stream of adorable animals lacking correct skin pigmentation, gaudy quotes paired with nudity, gore and space on my Tumblr, here :
http://mad-swiller.tumblr.com/

Or personal poetry blog
(withhold tears 'til the end pls) :
http://joykillington.blogspot.com/

If you'd like to share what a hoot your Valentine's Day / February was, Barky's dyin' to hear! 
You'll get a return story or something to laugh at, or like..some candy or something:)
barkyramone@gmail.com

Anyway...
couplethings
I've recieved a few film cameras and will eventually need some guineas
if you'd like to be a part of an experimental photo project, throw me a bone!

In between..juggling tacos..was comprised of mostly Super Monkey Ball-induced anxiety, grandma-sittin', documenting the life of a dog and stumbling upon a couple interesting alcohol discoveries..

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Sigh
Enjoy and stalk as I restore my mind to March mode
and prepare to assault you with the (actual) good(-ish) stuff
-Karma